Don’t homeless people actually seem like they really have it all?
Why won’t rice just hurry up?
Why don't people call TV 'the boob tube' so much anymore? I wish they did.
If my last name was 'Case,' would I be hilarious or horrible for naming my son 'Justin?'
Do hand models get to skip the line at dance clubs like real models do?
What is the point of iceberg lettuce?
Why the constant need to think of something new? Can't we just stick to Ford Escorts and step aerobics?
Are blind people really good at hide-and-seek?
I wonder if humans seem to dogs what giraffes seem to humans...? You know, because of the height and the angle.
Is it really necessary to count threads?
When will Whoopi Goldberg age?
Why do they say not to talk with food in our mouths, but every time we want to talk about stuff, we meet for lunch or dinner?
Isn't it crazy how, for the same amount of money, we can send a box across the country overnight, buy a gourmet chocolate, or feed a baby in Liberia for a week?
Does the guy who caught me shoplifting at JC Penney that one time still think of me as much as I think of him?
Why don’t animals like me as much as I like them?
Why does so much hair come out in the shower?
Do snakes ever get bored with eating? Swallowing stuff whole must take a long time.
Why do people so often say ‘by the way’ when introducing themselves? I don't want to know that you know how to say 'by the way.' I just want to know your name.
If I put asparagus down the garbage disposal, will the water smell weird?
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When will Whoopi Goldberg age?
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Apparently, you never saw "Eddie".In conclusion, don't.
Laurenne, always questioning! :P
I don't know about homeless people, but sometimes I wonder if people in jail don't have it made, well, except for the whole rape thing. Otherwise they don't have to work and can read all day. I guess the food sucks though. Nevermind.
Thread count is not important. How it feels is.
Iceberg lettuce has no point.
Laurenne,
great observations!, my two pennies:
homeless people are folks on a really long camping trip give or take a few necessities.
Its rice not race.
I feel the boob tube has died because most people watch porn on their lap tops instead. boobtop?
anyone who has to perform handjobs for a living should get to skip a line anywere.
its the need to compete with the romans, even in veggies.
as I write this I wait for the bus because my ford escort is in tow to the shop again, grat now ill be late for step aerobics class again.
are deaf folks really good at marco-polo?
no thought on what dogs think,they seem to think they are special becase they see life in black and white and we humans have all theese gray areas.
I only count threads once I have ran out of sheep.
whoopy looks so young because she has had a "cushiony" life.
must get back to work now!
"by the way" this is Carlos.
tell cata I said HI =)
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Juss sayin -
Holly
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