Why can’t I ever spell license or exercise?
Wasn’t dating easier in junior high when we called boys on 3-way and got our friends to talk to them about their feelings?
Am I the only one who cringes in remembrance of ruined white shorts when I see the Japanese flag?
Why do musicians think it’s cool to sample sirens in their music? I have pulled over twice lately due to sirens coming out of the radio.
Why are the dishes always dirty even after I wash them?
Why don’t more people just agree with me?
What are babies thinking? Maybe they're agreeing with me but can't say so.
Why is farting so taboo if everyone does it?
Why ask why? Try Bud Dry.
Why does that one sock never make it into the washing machine?
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
Why do our taste buds prefer croissants to carrots? Damn you, creator!
Why do all men's colognes remind me of frat parties?
Why are there so many rules?
Why is it sometimes so hard to do the right thing?
Do aliens think that humans are like cars because they run on a weird brown liquid that they must ingest every morning?
Why do we continue to ask each other how we are when the response is always ‘fine’?
Why do we always respond ‘fine’ when people ask us how we are?
Why can’t I resist butter?
Why do I always have to pee right before the movie starts?
Why do I feel obligated to give a tip to the guy who pours my wine into a glass?
Why didn't Benicio del Toro respond to the Craigslist 'Missed Connection' I posted about him?
Why do people always seem to say ‘long story short’ after they’ve already told a long story?
Why are polish and Polish almost the same word? I've been fooled at car washes before.
Does Anonymous get mad when he sees his quote? And when he tries to claim it's his, do people just laugh?
Why do we argue so much about questions to which we’ll never have answers?
When did we stop clapping upon plane landings? I guess we got over the amazement. I wonder how many other things we now take for granted.
Why did we create this whole system of money and working? Bad idea.
What was the original meeting like where the designers unveiled the UPS uniforms? Did the corporate guys like the brown at first or did they have to be coaxed into the brown?
Why are you reading this? Go volunteer or something.
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"Does Anonymous get mad when he sees his quote? And when he tries to claim it's his, do people just laugh?" Freakin' love it!
I think clapping only happens on long flights. Like going to Greece for instance.
As far as your dishes go...You know you need to use soap right? :P
We should clap on planes more often. It's a big deal to have flown a bunch of people from one land to another. Let's start a movement.
Thanks, Leeland! I've always wondered. There are so many Anonymouses out there. Or would it be Anonymii? Oh, so many questions.
There aren't rules. Just suggestions. Such as
"I suggest motorist that you don't go over 55 mph in this zone"
Since I'm a bad ass I don't take suggestions well. Suck it government!
P.S. government I love you. No need for an audit.
When Dom was a baby he always agreed with you, now that he is older he agrees with no one.
What up Rahul? You are a badass. And you wear Tees. Sometimes. I think I love you.
Midge! Maybe you should just get rid of that guy, Dom. If he doesn't agree, he probably should go to a foster home.
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