Laurenne: See, Lawrence. Everyone was so supportive after that last post. So many even offered to help me find a job. Not only are the people I know pretty amazing, I am too. So there, bitch.
Lawrence: Yeah, whatever. You’re so lazy. You couldn’t even get a blog post up about this for the whole week. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Lazy lazy lazy.
Laurenne: I had 5 interviews this week! And I had to spend one day eating croissants.
Lawrence: I can’t hear you.
Laurenne: I read a quote from Quincy Jones today, Lawrence. It said, “Not one drop of my self-worth depends on your acceptance of me.”
Lawrence: Um. I think he was talking about people in the music industry. Not his own ego.
Laurenne: Well, I'm talking to my ego. And it's not talking back. Not one more word about my cellulite. It only looks like that in the bathroom lighting.
Lawrence: That’s what you say, but--
Laurenne: Shut Up!
Lawrence: You just--
Laurenne: Ahem.
Lawrence: You just bought three shirts from Miley Cyrus’s clothing line at WalMart.
Laurenne: All right! You win again. I’m pathetic. But not for long, Lawrence. Not for long.
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Want me to beat Lawrence up? :P
See what happens when you go home, you start shopping at Walmart. GET BACK TO L.A. before something really bad happens.
I know! Walmart. I bought a cutting board, silverware, 4 clothing items, and make-up and only spent $3.
Jimmy-- i wish you could beat him up. I'm trying to murder him through meditation.
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